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01 - Primary Keywords       02 - My Favorite Music       03 - Books/Movies/TV       04 - Sports Milestones       05 - Sports Announcers

06 - General References-1 and 2       07 - Famous "Arty Fax"       08 - Utter Nonsense       09 - I Have No Idea       10 - Bizarre Stuff


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 01: *** SOME PRIMARY KEYWORDS ***   Back To Page Top

 Phenix City, Alabama : Columbus, Georgia : Pacelli : St. Patrick's : Glenwood : Baker : Central : St. Anne's

 Hallie Turner High : CVCC : Troy State University

 Key West, Florida  -- Home of Sloppy Joe's; Hemmingway's Kitty Lair; Southernmost Point    Dear SACS: Renew or !!
 Pensacola, Florida -- the wonderful opposite extreme

 Our World »» 1986-87 ABC-TV News Show with Linda Ellerbee and Ray Gandolf

 Charging Tyrannosaurus of Despair : Walter Cronkite "I Can Hear It Now" : Crossland 400

 Panama City, FL : Orlando, FL : Tampa, FL : St. Petersburg, FL : Sunshine Skyway

 Denise Crosby : TREKKIES and TREKKIES-2 --- the movie documentaries about those crazy Star Trek fans

 The Golf Channel -- 20 minutes into the future


 WRBL (3.2 - MeTV) - WTVM - WXTX - WLTZ - WYEA TV-38 - WSFA TV-12 - WGIQ 43 Alabama Public TV (43.3 - Create)

 WWRH 104.9 FM Stereo - WXLE 100.1 FM Stereo - WFLA 8 on Your Side - WEAR - WSRE

 WJSP 28 Georgia Public TV - WJHG - KTLA - KTTV - WGN - WTCG - Cable TV of East Alabama - Phenix City Cable


 Triple Yahtzee 99

 Thanx-A-Lot, Enjoy and God Bless Vespucci-Land  Because Amerigo Vespucci discovered it!

 Cheerio, Goonga-Ga-Loonga and Ta-Ta Sports

 Captain George Archer Brown Ferrell

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 02: ** FAVORITE MUSIC **  This list will grow, so check back often!        Back To Page Top

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 03: ** FAVORITE BOOKS, MAGAZINES, MOVIES and TV SHOWS **       Back To Page Top

 BOOKS-MAZAGINES-NEWSPAPERS

    Thrice Upon a Time (James P. Hogan)
    Exclusive (Sandra Brown)
    Dove (Robin Lee Graham)

    Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions

    Tammy Bruce »» The New Thought Police | The Death of Right and Wrong

    Books dealing with Spanish, Mediterranean, Tuscan and Andalusian-style houses.
    This includes -- Dan Sater's "Sater Design", "Luxury Home Plans" and "Mediterranean Home Plans"
                     Bassenian-Lagoni's "Pure California" and "Tuscan and Andalusian Reflections"
                     "Casa California" by Elizabeth McMillian (text) and Melba Levick (photography)
                     "Dream Homes of Texas" - Jolie Carpenter
                     "Creative Home Designs" -- Sugi, Skolnik and Buchholz
                     "Casa Mediterranea" -- Massimo Listri (photography) and Nicoletta del Buono (text)
                     "The Mediterranean House in America" -- Lauren Weiss Bricker (text) and Juergen Nogai (photography)


    Books about: Baseball - Golf - Travel - Architecture - Cats - Music (50s-60s-70s)

    The World Almanac
    USA Today
    The MILEPOST Travel Guide -- stops along the Alaska Highway

    PGA Tour Media Guide
    Golf Digest (70's thru the mid-90's)
    Sports Illustrated Sports Almanac
    ESPN Sports Almanac

    High Fidelity (50's thru early 80's)
    Popular Electronics (Early 1970's)
    Modern Photography (1960s and 1970s)

    Road and Track (1970's)
    Motor Trend (1970's)
    Car and Driver (1970's)

    Road Maps by HM Gousha, Dolph's, AAA, Universal


 "Let All Go to the Movies"

    Some favorites of mine from the 1980's (click-on year)

    As well as ....

    Godspell (1973)

    Fargo (1996 movie)
    Dead Man Walking (1995 movie)

    Giant (1956, with Liz Taylor, Rock Hudson and James Dean)
    Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958, with Liz Taylor, Paul Newman and Burl Ives)

    The Paper Chase (1973)
    Beast from 2o,ooo Fathoms {1954}
    2o,ooo Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
    Dr. Strangelove (1964)
    The Tingler {1959, with Vincent Price}
    The Blob (1958)
    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1977 Horror Movie Spoof -- Really Splatters, Dude!}


 TV SHOWS

    ER (Cast - 1994 to 1998 :: Seasons - 1 thru 8)

    Law & Order SVU (regular casts throughout series run, including Mariska Hargitay)

    Biography - VH_1's Behind the Music - Forensic Files - MSNBC Investigates

    City Confidential - Investigative Reports - A&E's House Beautiful - Golf Central - ESPN News

    ESPN SportsCentury Series - The Fugitive (1960's) - Our World (ABC, 1986-87)

    National Geographic Specials - Wild Discovery - American Experience

    Travel Channel's "World's Best" - when the late William Hootkins, that Voice of Doom guy, narrated !!

    BLAST YOU! BROADCAST-CABLE-SATELLITE -- YOU PUT SOMETHING GOOD ON, THEN DO AWAY WITH IT!

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 04: ** SPORTS MILESTONES ** -- Hey, Meg! We're deep into the 3rd Quarter!   Back To Page Top

 The World Series --
     1941 Yankees-Brooklyn
     1947 Yankees-Brooklyn
     1955 Brooklyn-Yankees
     1960 Pirates-Yankees
     1975 Reds-Red Sox
     1986 Mets-Red Sox
     1991 Twins-Braves
     1995 Braves-Indians
     1997 Marlins-Indians
     2001 DiamondBacks-Yankees

 1919 World Series -- Cincinnati Reds, Chicago White Sox  (The Series that was thrown)

 1956 World Series -- New York Yankees, Brooklyn Dodgers
      Game 5: Larson is Perfect 
      Game 6: Jackie Robinson's game-winning hit

 1992 National League Championships "Here comes Bream, he is-SAFE! Braves Win! Braves Win!"

 1958 NFL Championship (Colts-Giants)
 1967 NFL Championship {Packers-Cowboys}

 Super Bowl III {Jets-Colts}
 Super Bowl IV (Chiefs-Vikings)

 Super Bowls X and XIII (Steelers-Cowboys)

 Super Bowl XVII   (Redskins-Dolphins)
 Super Bowl XXXII  (Broncos-Packers)

 Super Bowls XLII and XLVI (Giants-Patriots)


 1971 Christmas Day Miami-Kansas City AFC play-off
 1974 Oakland-Miami AFC play-off
 1981 San Diego-Miami AFC play-off {When All is Said and Done}

 1980 NFC Championship (Eagles-Cowboys)
 1981 NFC Championship (49ers-Cowboys)

 2006 AFC Championship (Colts-Patriots)

 Triple Crown 1973 {Secretariat} and 1978 {Affirmed-Alydar}
 Ill-Fated 1975 Ruffian-Foolish Pleasure race

 1956 Grand National Competition {mysterious collapse of Royal Family horse Devin Loch}

 1998 Men's World Cup Final {Viva La France}

 1996 Women's Olympic Soccer Final -- With the ghosts of UGA looking on
 1999 Women's World Cup Final {USA! You GGOOAALL Girls}


 2007: Auburn-Florida | LSU-Florida | Georgia-Florida | LSU-Auburn | Alabama-Tennessee

 2008, 2009, 2011, 2012: Alabama-Auburn

 BCS National Championship: ROLL-TIDE-ROLL -- Alabama (2009, 2011, 2012)

 2013 (w/reluctance): Auburn-Georgia, Auburn-Alabama

 Wimbeldon 1980 {Borg-McEnroe}
 1974 Southern Cal vs Notre Dame football
 1985 Alabama-Auburn football, "And here comes Van Tiffin"

 Damn Good Dawgs -- Uga, Uga II, Uga III, Uga IV, Uga V, Uga VI, Uga VII, Uga VIII, Uga IX, Otto



 My Golf Stuff Page   PGA TOUR.COM

 Masters (Golf)
 1935-1953-1958-1960-1961-1962-1963-1964-1965-1966-1968-1975-1978
 1984-1986-1987-1992-1994-1995-1997-1998-2001-2003-2004-2005-2007-2008-2010-2011-2013-2015
 
 US Open {Golf}
 1913-1950-1953-1960-1962-1964-1966-1972-1973-1976-1980-1982-1984-1992-1997-1999-2000-2002-2004-2006-2007-2008-2011
 
 British Open golf
 1953-1960-1961-1962-1964-1970-1971-1972 1977(Watson-Nicklaus) 1978-1984-1995-1998-1999-2000-2001-2002-2003
 2006-2007-2008-2011-2013

 PGA Championship: 1973-1974-1975-1978-1980-1984-1986-1991-1997-1999-2000-2001-2002-2003-2005-2008-2011-2013

 Players Championship: 1974-1975-1976-1978-1980-1982-1984-1985-1994-1996-1999-2000-2001-2003-2005-2006-2007-2008

 Gene Sarazen at the Postage Stamp .. 1973
 Shell's Wonderful World of Golf
 I'm no scientist, but I'm a believer

 PGA Tour Prize Money Charts -- Purse Distribution / Breakdown Formula

 1986 Buick Southern Open -- Fred Wadsworth, last Monday Qualifier Winner

 2002 Buick Challenge at Callaway Gardens -- Swan Song!


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 05: ** SPORTS ANNOUNCERS **   Back To Page Top

 Keith Jackson : Chris Schenkel : Marty Glickman : Charlie Jones : Frank Glieber

 Curt Gowdy : Bill Stern : Jack Whittaker : Ray Scott : Lindsey Nelson : Joe Garigiola

 Jim Simpson : Bob Costas : Vin Scully : Gary Thorne : George Theringer

 Harry Kalas : Todd Kalas : Merrill Reese : Bob "Front Row" Uecker


 Mel Allen "How About That!" : Red Barber "Oh, Doctor!"

 Jack Buck : Dick Stockton : Al Michaels : Jay Randolph : Bud Palmer

 George Grande : Tom Mees : Bob Ley : Chris Berman : Sal Marchiano : Gayle Gardner : Dan Patrick
 Charley "Giggles" Steiner


 Robin Roberts (ABC/ESPN)
 Mary Carillo (CBS-NBC-ESPN)
 Gayle Sierens {WFLA-8}
 Robbie Watson {WTVM-9} .. she's now a happy mom - not once, but at least twice! Congratulations and Enjoy!


 TBS' Skip Caray, Chip Caray, Joe Simpson, Don Sutton & Pete Van Wiren .. as well as Ernie Johnson, Sr.
 WGN's Jack Brickhouse, Harry Caray, Chip Caray, Steve Stone and Joe Carter
 FOX's Joe Buck & Tim McCarver

 CBS-FOX's Pat Summerall & John Madden (1981-2002)


 NBC NFL FOOTBALL:

 • Curt Gowdy with Al DeRogatis, Don Meredith and John Brodie
 • Dick Enberg & Merlin Olsen (1977-1989)
 • Don Criqui & Bob Trumpy {1980's}
 • Jay Randolph, Charlie Jones, Marv Albert, Jim Simpson
 
 
 Westwood One's Joel Myers & Bob Trumpy (2001)

 NBC Golf: Dick Enberg & Johnny Miller {1995-99}


 CBS NFL Football: Dick Enberg & Dan Dierdorf {2000-2005}; Enberg-Randy Cross (2006-2009)


 Dan Hicks, Johnny Miller, Roger Maltbie, Gary Koch, Bob Murphy, Mark Rolfing, Jim Nelford, Ed Sneed,
 Peter Jacobsen, Jimmy Roberts, Dave Marr, Bruce Devlin, Dottie Pepper, Vin Scully, Lee Trevino.

 Jim McKay, Dave Marr, Mike Tirico, Curtis Strange, Judy Rankin, Bob Rosberg, Steve Melnyk, Roger Twibell, Jack Whitaker,
 Chris Schenkel, Bill Fleming, Jerry Pate, Peter Alliss, Ian-Baker Finch, Nick Faldo, Terry Gannon, Andy North, Paul Azinger,
 Billy Ray Brown, Bill Kratzert, Tom Weiskopf, Bruce Devlin, Hal Sutton

 Jim Nantz, Ken Venturi, Gary McCord, Bobby Clampett, Lanny Wadkins, Peter Kostis, Frank Glieber, Ben Wright, Tom Weiskopf,
 Jack Whitaker, Pat Summerall, Nick Faldo, Jim Thacker, Henry Longhurst, Ian-Baker Finch, David Feherty, Verne Lundquist,
 Peter Oosterhuis

 U.S. Open Tennis -- Pat Summerall, Tony Trabert, John Newcombe, Mary Carillo, John McEnroe, Tim Ryan, Dick Enberg


 ESPN's Kenny Mayne is as exciting as Sex with a WaterMelon

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 06: ** GENERAL REFERENCES: Part-1 **   Scroll down a bit for Part-2   Back To Page Top

 Ross McElwee : Harrod Blank : Bob Cringely : Triumph of the Nerds : Avoid the Noid : Where's the Beef

 Bob Pleso : Evel Knievel : Rebus Cannibus : Gordon Sinclair : Byron MacGregor : "The Americans"


 Don Pardo : Johnny Olson : John Facenda : John Doremus : David Perry : Sam Elliott : Levon Helm

 Paul Frees : Peter Thomas : Norman Rose : Alexander Scourby : Orson Welles

 Richard Kiley : Will Lyman : Burgess Meredith : David Wayne : Art Gilmore


 Don LaFontaine ... Truly in a world by himself!


 Carl Stalling : Hoyt Curtin : Sam Spence : Jerry Goldsmith : Bernard Herrman : Leith Stevens

 Friz Freeling : Harmon-Ising : Carl Barks : Bill Hanna : Joe Barbera : Bob Clampett : Tex Avery

 Paul Terry : Michael Sporn : Walter Lantz : Walt Disney


 Mel Blanc : Arthur Q. Bryan : June Foray : Robert C. Bruce

 Don Messick : Daws Butler : Janet Waldo : Alan Reed : Jean Vander Pyl : Mike Road : Ted Eccles

 John Stephenson : Howard Morris : Ted Cassidy : Vic Perrin : Cathy Lewis : Virginia Gregg : Pam Ferdin

 Bud Collyer : Joan Alexander : Jackson Beck : Ted Knight : Dave Willock : Paul Winchell

 Wally Cox : Norma McMillan : Allen Swift : Kenny Delmar : Sandy Becker : George S. Irving


 Hal Douglas : Jack Perkins : Marlin Perkins : Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom


 George Pal :  Talking Rings : The Time Machine : Tulips Shall Grow

 When Worlds Collide : War of the Worlds : Destination Moon : Tubby the Tuba


 Edward D. Wood, Jr. : You See! You See! Your Stupid Minds! STUPID! STUPID!

 Atlanta, GA : Lubbock, TX : Clovis, NM

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 06: ** GENERAL REFERENCES: Part-2 **    Scroll up a bit for  Part-1   Back To Page Top

 U.S. 431 = U.S. 280 = U.S. 80 = U.S. 23 = U.S. 98 = I-85 = I-185 = I-10 = I-75 = FL 77 = AL 165 = AL 26 = U.S. 64 (2-lanes)


 Gimme the Booze! Make Me a Sergeant!

 Atomic TV - better than Smell-O-Vision

 USA Night Flight -- with your hostess, Pat Prescott
 

 ESCAPE {Old-Time Radio Series}  "Ancient Sorceries"

 Computer Graphics, Computer Magic {Late 80's specials on Discovery Channel)
 Robert Abel
 Brilliance
 1984 won't be like 1984 -- I'm sorry Dave -- And, One More Thing!
 Sherry McKenna
 Walter Lantz
 A company called TRW
 
 The Machine That Changed The World
 Triumph of the Nerds

 Chairmen of the Boards - Jobs and Woz

 Gary Kildall : Digital Research : Tim Patterson : Quick and Dirty Operating System

 Cosmos - TV Series and Soundtrack
 Carl Sagan

 Stuntman Dar Robinson
 Marx Brothers' Web-Sites
 WAV Sounds Web-Sites
 Warner Bros. Cartoons Web-Sites

 There's No Need to Fear, Underdog is Here !!!

 Beware of Macarena Gorillas in the E.R.!
 Calvin and the Colonel
 The Dreadful Grapes

 Julius Honker -- Click on his name to hear the message he left.

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 07: ** FAMOUS ARTY-FAX **  (Part-1)   Back To Page Top

 WHATΏ?  Sylvania beat Sony again‘!??  Noan-De! Toesh-Kuh!

 
1960 Catalog Space Age 1969 Catalog 690 1970 Catalog 700 1971 Catalog 710 1972 Catalog 720 1973 Catalog 730 1974 Catalog 740 Catalog 740 Lifestyle Photo
LA-125T Amplifier (Catalog 690) LA750 LT725 Amp-Tuner-Combo (Catalog 700) LR-1500TA Receiver (Catalog 720) RK-710A Mono Open Reel (Catalog 690) Catalog 720 Order Card A Catalog 720 Order Card B About 4-Channel Sound (Catalog 730) About Amplifier Wattage Ratings (Catalog 730)
LA-125TA Amplifier (Catalog 710) Test Report: LA-125B Amplifier (1/2) Test Report: LA-125B Amplifier (2/2) Test Report: LT-725A Tuner (1/1) Lafayette Address - The General
Panasonic RQ-309as

Panasonic RQ-309as
Cassette Recorder
Altec Model 19 Test Report (Feb 1978)

ALTEC Model 19 Speaker
Test Report (2-1978)
Eico 3070 Test Report (Nov 1967)

Eico Cortina 3070 Amplifier
Test Report (11-1967)
Eico 3150 Advert (Oct 1968)

Eico Cortina 3150 Amplifier
Mag Ad (10-1968)
Eico 3150 Catalog (1968)

Eico Cortina 3150 Amplifier
Catalog (1968)
Eico 3150 Test Report-1 (Jun 1969)

Eico Cortina 3150 Amplifier
Test Report-1 (6-1969)
Eico 3150 Test Report-2 (Jun 1969)

Eico Cortina 3150 Amplifier
Test Report-2 (6-1969)


Accuphase C200 Preamp (1/2)

Accuphase
C-200 Preamp
Test Report 2-1975 (A)
Accuphase C200 Preamp (2/2)

Accuphase
C-200 Preamp
Test Report 2-1975 (B)
Accuphase P300 Power Amp

Accuphase
P-300 Power Amp
Test Report 1-1975
Accuphase T100 AmFm Tuner (1/2)

Accuphase
T-100 Am-Fm Tuner
Test Report 12-1975 (A)
Accuphase T100 AmFm Tuner (2/2)

Accuphase
T-100 Am-Fm Tuner
Test Report 12-1975 (B)
Dynaco SCA-80 Integrated Amp (1/2)

Dynaco SCA-80
Integrated Amp
Test Report 3-1971 (A)
Dynaco SCA-80 Integrated Amp (2/2)

Dynaco SCA-80
Integrated Amp
Test Report 3-1971 (B)

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 Miscellaneous Entries

 Heathkit - Amateur Radio: SB-102; HW-101; SB-104 series; SB-303; SB-401; SB-230; SB-200; SB-220; DX-60B; HR-10B


 Acoustic Research (AR): Amplifier (1968-1973) | Original Turntable (1963-1974) | AR-3a, 5 and 4x Speakers


 Panasonic/Technics SL-1100a Turntable
 Panasonic Microphone RP-8131

 Panasonic RQ-209, RQ-409s and RQ-309as cassette recorders

 Shure M55E, M91ED phono cartridges

 Realistic (Radio Shack) CTR series Cassette Recorder Models 11, 12, 51, 68, 69

 Sony STR-6046a, STR-7065 Am-Fm Stereo Receivers
 Sony WE405 Dual Cassette Deck
 Teac 450 cassette deck

 2-Channel Open Reel »» Revox A-700 : Teac 2300-S : KLH 41 w/Dolby
 4-Channel Open Reel »» Teac 3340-S : Sony TC-854-S

 Accuphase Classics »» C-200 Preamplifier : P-300 Power Amplifier : T-100 Am/Fm Tuner


 Crown DC-300 Power Amplifier

 Dynaco PAS-3x (Tube), PAT-4 (Solid State) Preamps
 Dynaco SCA-80 Solid State Integrated Amp
 Dynaco Stereo 120 Solid State Power Amp

 KLH 6, 17 and 33 speakers
 JBL Century 100 Speakers

 Altec Lansing -- A-7 Voice of the Theatre speaker system
 


 Catalogs-Equipment from Teledyne/Olson .. Eico .. J and R .. Dixie Hi-Fi .. Burstein-Applebee (BA) .. Edmund Scientific


 VHS VCR's: Panasonic PV-1340; PV-4168; PV-4551; RCA VR-603AHF; Sharp Mid-Drive Models of the 90's

 VHS Cassettes: TDK HS/EHG; JVC SX/EHG; Maxell HGX

 Radio Shack 15-623 (15-624) UHF Bow-Tie Antenna -- also, Channel Master 4149

 35mm cameras: Minolta SRT 102 || Argus C 20

 Kodachrome 25-64; Kodachrome-II
 Ektachrome 64-100-200; High Speed Ektachrome
 Plus-X; Tri-X
 Kodacolor-X; Kodacolor-II; Kodacolor 100-200


 Panasonic KX-T2315, KX-T2355 SpeakerPhones

 Tie Ultracom (UAT 64) Key Phone System --
     Extensions 10 to 73 : Programs 40, 41 and 42 : Red and Green Thingies -- Kool!

     WARNING -- Under the right conditions, a pay phone line makes a nice addition!


 128 W x 2 @ 8 Ω from 20 hz to 20,000 hz for 0.10% THD-IM


 Eva-Tone SoundSheets

 "Seedy" Places: R.H. Shumway ...Burpees

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 08: ** UTTER NONSENSE ** -- A column of unlimited insanity   Back To Page Top 
  Jeremiah was a Bull-Frog: Bud-Wis-Er       Knock-Knock Jerk       ROTFF LMFFAO
 Look Here, Fool

 A Nosey Character ... Classic Risque Humor Card

 Famous Bunn-Burners: Maxwell House, Copper-Tone, Hamilton Beach, Colonial Bread, Ujeana SwimWear  Tricky Dick Licks Nick and Picks a Quick Mick

 You Stinkin' Sons of Benedicts
 Shook with the Release
 Newlyweds Jar Jar Binks & Juju Chang {NOT !!!}
 Well, that's fuel under the reactor now
 Like Worms Out of a Hot Cheese Log     All Right, Bob! You get the guard's attention by urinating thru the cell window bars-- --and I'll knock him out when he comes in!

 Neppoo Geegee
 Really Sick Billion Dolla Mon
 Steve Austin Ate My Nuts and Bolts

 Fruitier Than A Nutcake
 Holy Hole In A Donut

 Well, I'll be rammed by a Dodge and thrown down a well!   DODGE RAM IT -- They'll bang heads over this one.
 Nagas Programmas Ad Nonsensium Und Abby Normalism

 "All collect and 3rd party billing calls to this number (a hacked voice mail) gladly accepted."   A movie starring Forest Tucker   Taffy-Pulling Contest at St Peter's Church


 Richard Zitz : George Zip : Kerwood Derby : Darning His Socks : Octopus' Garden : Savoy Truffle : Apple Scruffs

 A naked American man stole my balloons
 Embleer Frith
 Your Lover, Your Groom, Master and the Father of Your Children

 Urbal Chima Kuda
 And Here They Are .... Jayne Mansfield

 Saul Anthony DeVoid -- or is it De Croof : De Oraff : DeOziof : De Group or DeGroup
                                 Lavoid   : DeGourn  : DeCrot  : DeGras   : DeGow


 Say, do Democrats think of themselves as Bushwackers ????

 Faulty Nuts Behind the Steering Wheel {3 different kinds !!}
 Nine Dollars and 40 cents, this is an OUTRAGE !!
 All Right! Grab Everything That Kills!

 The Only Alternative and His Other Possibillities
 Ben Thayer and Dunn Thaat
 Totally Nucking Futz

 Try finding these in the phone book ... Melanie Tate, Peggy Percy and Charles U. Farley

 Yowzer! Hot Boiling Bus Taters  ( • Y • )


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 Police Officer: Fine's right here, sir. One Hundred Thirty-Seven Dollars and 50 Cents.

 Motorist: WHAT?? 137 da-????  You're KRAY-ZEE!  Ohhhhh!
           Jack-Freaky Cheese Nuts! ooooooh!!! You're Effin KRAY-ZEE!!! 
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 Use It or Put It Away!
 ColderNell Refrigerators
 Bear Butte Ranch
 Pain in the Pin-Feathers

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 Q - What has four legs and chases Katz?
 A - Mrs. Katz and her lawyer.
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 Dr. Vladimir Gedsyarogsov -- unrenowned Russsian rocket scientist
 Mr. Astor Badsole -- that foul, fiendish scoundrel

 1f U c4n r34d 7h1s, U r34lly n33d 2 g3t l41d!!! 

 Well! If that don't take the P out of Pooie, Louie !‘!


 Damn Good Dog - Guinness World Book of Records entry

  The world’s top sniffer dog is “Trep” of the Dade County Crime Force in Florida. So far, Trep has sniffed out
  $63 million worth of narcotics. Once, when Trep was demonstrating sniffing skills at a local school where 10
  packets of drugs had been hidden, Trep found 11 packets.


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  * * * Teddy And Bill    Politically Correct for Its Time!!

  * * * Would You Like to Buy A Monkey??   David Letterman laments on his movie debut, then reveals an Oscars Top 10.    David Letterman | 1995 Oscars | Academy Awards | Cabin Boy Auditions | Oprah Uma Keanu

  * * * Keep Your Eyes On This

  Sam-I-Am The Articulate Salesman
  * * * Sony Web Cam Test
  * * * A Test of the Emergency Broadcast System   This is only a test!

  Sam-I-Am Smile! Yo Feetz 2 Big
  * * * Neurotic Student Hotline
  * * * Dewey, Cheatem and Howe   Their services are highly recommended

  * * * The Last Page on the Internet
  * * * If You are either DISGRUNTLED OR FED UP with my Web-Site, Then !!!

  Sam-I-Am HAL-9000, the Ol' Country Boy
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  * * * Like wow, a real Big Mouth!

  * * * Fantastic Ultimate Hooters Fan Web-Site
  * * * Classic - And Extremely Risque - Food Labels

  * * * Positive Proof That YouTube Is A Great Time-Saver
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  * * * The Mad Toad ... Folks, he's had a VERY BAADD day!
  * * * Some Goofy Names

  * * * The 32 Doh's of Homer Simpson   (WAV audio files)   »»   Forwards    Bass Ak Wardz

  * * * Top EBAY Super Heroes
  * * * Gas Prices Going Up Up Up Up!
  * * * Oobie Doobie: Clinton-Gingrich Political Poster

  * * * Don't Gross Out The World     Test your knowledge of culinary habits in other countries.

  * * * It's the Law of the West

  * * * Custer's Last Stand



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Rough Guide - Who in the !!‘!! is Ώ? ... An exclusive presentation of Haw B. Gik Un-Ltd.
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